I run paid ads exclusively for DTC pet brands — no side projects, no generalist accounts. You get someone who thinks like a pet parent, buys media like an operator, and answers your messages the same day.
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"We tried Meta ads last quarter. Spent $3K, got two orders back. I couldn't tell if the problem was targeting, creative, or both."
"The agency we hired didn't understand our customer at all. The copy read like a tech product, not something for dog owners."
"Our organic keeps growing but every paid attempt falls flat. The problem is I don't know what I'm doing wrong."
"Every agency wants a 6-month minimum before they'll prove it works. I can't justify that risk when I haven't seen a single result."
If any of those sound familiar, that's exactly who I built this for.
Start with a free teardown →Pet parents don't respond to generic ecom creative. The person buying a calming chew is making an emotional decision — they're anxious about their dog, not scanning a comparison table. Most paid media people miss this and apply the same frameworks they use for kitchen gadgets or apparel. The ads don't convert, the brand concludes paid doesn't work, and the cycle repeats.
I focus on pet DTC exclusively — not as a niche strategy, but because it's genuinely what I know. I know which hooks land with raw food buyers vs. supplement subscribers. I know when UGC outperforms polished creative and why. I take on 2 new clients per quarter so I can actually run the account myself, not hand it off once you sign.
You're live and testing within 5 days of kickoff, not 5 weeks. The pet market moves fast and I move with it.
I record a personalized Loom audit of your current Meta ads — what's working, what's costing you, and exactly what I'd test first. No pitch. Just value.
20 minutes. I dig into your current numbers, your customer, and what winning looks like in 90 days. You leave with clarity whether you want to move forward.
I start with a $1,000 pilot — not a 6-month commitment. Full audit, 5 UGC ad variants, two weeks of live optimization, and a results report you can act on.
If the pilot works — and it should — I move to a month-to-month retainer. New creative every two weeks, weekly reporting, better data every cycle.
I don't do SEO, email, or web design. I run paid ads for pet brands — and I do it better than anyone trying to do everything.
Not ready to commit to a retainer? Good — I'm not asking you to. Start with a 30-day sprint and let the results do the talking. If I don't move the needle, you get 50% back.
Replace this with a real client quote. The most credible testimonials name a specific metric — CTR improved, CPA dropped, ROAS hit a number. One sentence of outcome beats five sentences of praise.
Second testimonial here. A quote from someone in a different pet niche than the first card adds breadth — dog brand + cat brand, or supplement brand + food brand, etc.
Third testimonial here. Even one credible quote from a collaborator or early beta client works while you build out your client roster — just label it clearly if it's from a colleague rather than a paying client.
If something isn't covered here, book a teardown — I'll answer everything on the call.
I'll record a personalized Loom audit of your current Meta ads — what's draining your budget, what's worth scaling, and exactly what I'd test first. Takes me 15 minutes. Could save you thousands.